Suvudu

I have done absolutely nothing interesting lately so that’s why I haven’t blogged in a while…. And I still don’t have anything to cool to talk about….. so I’m just going to steal a blog that Pat Rothfuss did. Hehe. And so I shall talk about the Suvudu Cage match. Lol.



Basically it’s a totally awesome thing where Suvudu pick out a bunch of totally awesome characters and makes them fight! It’s rather funny actually. But I’m tots def loving it cause some of my favorite characters are in it and kicking butt right now. For instance…. Kvothe from Pat Rothfuss’s Name of The Wind totally kicking ass! It’s already into the third round so Kvothe has defeated Garet Jax and (my favorite) Aslan. Muhahahaha. Right now he’s up against Dumbledore. And is winning 56% to 44%. Hehehe. I hope he wins. Another personal favorite Drizzt Do’Urden. Also still alive in the third round having defeated Kahlan Amnell (hahaha) and The Shirke. But sadly he’s losing 49% to Ged at 51%... crossing my fingers that he’ll pull through!! And yup those are my two favorite. But on some funny news… now I find this beyond hysterical. In the first round Ged went up against Edward Cullen. (don’t laugh yet!) So the people of Suvudu write up little stories of how they see it going. This is the ending for the Ged vs. Edward…


     But there was no time. Edward was upon him, punching so hard that it was all Ged could do to keep himself from being pummeled. He thought it was over—that all his training and power were for naught—when the normally overcast sky of Forks cleared up just enough for the sun to shine down.
     And make Edward start to sparkle.
     Ged started giggling. “Seriously?” he asked.
     “Wh—” Edward asked, and then saw that his hands were all sparkly. “God damn it…”
It didn’t matter, though, because Ged had figured out Edward’s true name. Saying it aloud, Edward was banished from this world, causing the gaggle of girls to break free of their bonds and screechingly run after Ged, who realized he had to flee or be trampled under their hormonal onslaught.
     As he ran away, the true name he spoke could still be heard on the wind:
     “Nancy…”


WAIT!!! NO LAUGHING YET!!! The final outcome of the match *drum roll* Ged 92% Edward 7%. I now give thee permission to laugh.


Now for some laughs at some of the match ups.


In round 1::
-Jamie Lannister vs. Hermione Granger - Jamie won 76 to 23
-Aslan vs. Eragon – Alsan won 85 to 14
-Aragorn vs. The We Free Men – Aragorn won 67 to 32
-Ged vs Edward – se above for repeats of laughs. lol

In round 2:: not as many funny ones
-Rand Al’Thor vs. Conan The Barbarian – Rand won 76 to 23
-Cthulhu vs. Jamie Lanister – Jamie won 53 to 46
-Aslan vs. Kvothe – see above for warm fuzzy feeling. Haha

That’s all for now. check it out HERE. Vote for Kovthe! Will probably post on this again cause it makes me very happy. Haha.

Laters,